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CBC are Cowards

  • Writer: macdstu
    macdstu
  • Sep 8, 2025
  • 2 min read

Dez the Wrestler.


"Just came back from a long convo with Inuvik Police Sargeant. Talked about South Africa a bit. Apartheid. Like indigenous people."

"Don't care."

Erica Wiebe story. REAL WRESTLER! GOLD MEDALLIST!

"Don't care."

Breanne Graham. Challenges of retirement. Challenges of coaching junior girls.

"Don't care."

Ummm... that's REAL wrestling, bro.


Bro. WWE is stupid and McMahon is a criminal and it's good to know that you're an idiot.

But Mick Foley.

Undertaker.

That fall.

Not scripted.

EVERYBODY who knows ANYTHING about wrestling knows THAT Hell in a Cell match.

"Don't care."

Yeah... Hulkster? Kurt Angle? Chris Benoit taking chair shots to the head and then murdering his family?

Whatever bro.


Jean-Paul Sartre: Man is condemned to be free because once thrown into the world, he's responsible for everything that he does.

"Don't care."


SIR Jadeja

Real athletes. Real sport.

Real crazy shit.


Man's sport. Not giving wedgies to people in spandex and watching gay guys drool.


I reported ORGANIZED CRIME to CBC.

Nope.

Why is CBC even here?

Bye.

But...

One thing...

East Ukraine.

CBC.

Only CBC.

Putin will agree.

Zelenskyy will agree.

Because they did before.

So what are we doing?



And if the blue sky mining company

Won't come to my rescue.

If the sugar refining company

Won't save me.

Who's gonna save me?

----------------------

What. A. Lyric.

Peter Garrett.

Amazing human being.

Wanna meet him, for sure.

Prime Minister of Australia.

Obvious choice.




You wanna know something?

When I was ecstatic one day in Calgary.

Peter Garrett on CBC.


"Hmmm... what's going on here."


Then...


"I think we should try it."

Wait... is that a signal to me? Why is that green circle in the window across the road?


Weird ritual.


Walk to Euphoria in Forest Lawn.


Sit down.


Weird ritual.


Staring at me. (Probably. I wasn't paying attention.) "What the fuck is this random Jesus white guy doing here moving around napkins and putting his hands on the table in weird ways... is he okay?"

I leave without purchasing anything or acknowledging anybody. Wonder what they thought of that...


Because in my mind, Ilhan Omar is going to walk through the door and we will talk about splitting up Somalia.


You wanna know what happened when I was picked up and sent to Lougheed.


Blindfolded.


Thought I had to walk from home to Euphoria.

Blindfolded.

As Mohammed.

For the sins of mankind.



Kinda weird, huh?


"Hey check out this sketchbook."


"Don't care."


Hmmm...


I drew / wrote that stuff when I was also thinking I was Mohammed.


"Don't care. I'll give it to my secretary. Pick it up."


Bro, you are so white.


Whatever.


I have his number.


Hey bro...


Inside song.


Geometry.



Outside song.


Crazy love.



Am I right?


"Don't care."


Bro. So this is you.

Linkin Park and Len and Top 40?


Okay. How about this instead.


Inside song.



Outside song.



Yeah.


That's what that sketchbook is about. "Don't care."


Dezzy boy.


Go play with some white people.


Give people wedgies.


"BIGGEST THING IN THE SOUTH SLAVE! WATCH US!!"


It's boring.

Why would I?


Cricket?

Where?



Hmmm...



Knut Hamsun.


Mysteries.


Oh yes please.

 
 
 

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